Step 1:  Realize that I have no idea how to make a crab cake.
Step 2:  Do next logical thing and turn to the internet.
Step 3:  Ask the Twitterverse
Step 4:  Wait until I figure out that no one is going to respond.
Step 5:  Search for "deeep fry crab cakes?"
Step 6:  Not realize I misspelled "deep" until right now.
Step 7:  Click on a site called crabcakerecipes.net (who knew!)
Step 8:  Decide that I don't like that recipe , and have no desire to deep fry my crab cake.
Step 9:  Decide that I do like the side recipe for Dijon Crab Cake Sauce.
Step 10:  Make sauce.
Step 11:  Note that it's 7:38 pm, and that most recipes call for my crab cake creation to rest in the fridge for 1 hour.
Step 12:  Decide to wait until another day for crab cakes.